1. Student drivers look terrified and hysterical driving on the freeway...and I stay as far away from them as possible.
2. Counting tumbleweed to give yourself something to do is not recommended. Nor is counting cars. Basically, don't count anything.
3. People have serious trouble staying in their own lanes. And these aren't the student drivers I'm talking about.
4. Impatient drivers. That's all I have to say about that.
5. Familiar exits are not familiar just because they have the name of one of your exits from home. You're not home yet.
6. Corn processing plants smell like dog food. There's too much corn in dog food.
7. Uneven roads make any voice sound terrible. I have a really good voice but those roads make it terrible. Really, I do. The only reason I didn't become a singer is I didn't want any of the other singers to feel like they weren't good enough. Then I'd be the only singer and that wouldn't be good.
8. Cops seem to only drive one direction. I saw none while I was heading out, but I saw five on my way back. How do they get home?
9. Just because you know how fast you're going in your car, does not mean you know how fast you're going in any car. I learned that we are capable of knowing the draw that each speed has on our car. It's vastly different on more powerful or less powerful cars. Ponder that one.
Don't ponder too hard. Here's some different cuteness to take your mind off of it.
Epic fail in 3...2...1...
Drowning in cuteness,
FFR
FFR
