7:30: Alarm goes off. I roll out of bed, crawl over to the dresser, pull myself up, yell at it to shut up and turn it off. Seriously contemplate going back to bed but keep going anyway.
7:45: Go out and clean three of these and the hallway between:
8:30: Go back inside and sweat because now I've gotten used to the freezing cold and quite like it.
8:35: Watch some TV and eat some breakfast. Wonder why on earth I got up so early if I have time to sit and do nothing before I have to leave for work.
8:40: Change alarm time to 8:30.
8:45: Remind myself that if I waited until the last minute I would go to work smelling like horse pee. Remind myself that while clients may not know what horse pee smells like, they will know I smell nothing like something their pets have ever produced.
9:00 Begrudgingly change my alarm to 7:30 and climb into a shower desperate to wake up.
9:15 Leave for work and contemplate how many days are left before I'm off and thus can sleep a little later. Then when my day off rolls around, I'll end up waking up early anyway.
FFR
